For a change, I'd like to post some funny quotes about us, Mommies, or "super women" as i'd prefer to call each and every woman I know who will go through hell and high water for their families.
I'm sure one or two passages would strike a familiar chord in you, so just have fun reading them!
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain
"The phrase "working mother" is redundant." ~Jane Sellman
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
— Jack Nicholson
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
— Tim Allen
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. "
- Elizabeth Stone
The last quote, definitely resonates how Jeanina has been to me, way way before she came out of me. Despite the string of complexities my journey has brought into my life, I wouldn't have it any other way. I am a mother because of her and it's the greatest & craziest feeling in the whole wide world.
Nuff of the intrposection now! Hehe.
Kudos to my Mom and all my Mom friends!
Love you All! Mwah!
We should admit, we keep the world tidy and clean...or else, we'd be walking on mess and dirtied cotton swabs all around us. hehe, just saying!
HAPPY MOTHER's DAY!
